Jokes

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Payal Jain
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December 14, 2022
Jokes
  • How to become a Millionaire? Be a Billionaire with bad money habits
  • I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn't bother to report it because the thief spent less than me.
  • The stock market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
  • If time is money are ATM's time machines
  • A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
  • I am so poor I can't even pay attention.
  • There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know.
  • Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
  • I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella.
  • I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  • Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
  • Cashier: "How would you like to pay for this." Me: "Not at all."
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
  • Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
  • I just want to be rich enough to threaten to cut people out of my will

About Author
Payal Jain
Payal Jain
Payal is the founder and CEO of Funngro, she comes with rich experience of handling complex technology solutions, managing business at scale and most importantly a parent of a 16 year old.